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hi how r u

waise new year ke kya plan hai????

mumbai se gujarat shift ho gya Aur mumbai ki baarish hi bekaar hai, baaki sab theek hai

haha sahi kaha... kaisi ho zoyu

areeey aaj bhi log yahi kr rhe hi Mumbai alag state he banana chahte hi.may be 2050 tk alag country bn he jayegi Mumbai ..wo to hamare respected BT UT RT ne roka hua hi

jis sleep se mumbai me log bhar rahe hai, lagta h 2050 tak mumbai ek alag country hoga tumhe kya lagta

मुजे ऊंचाइयों पर देखकर हैरान है बहुत लोग..
‪‎पर‬ किसी ने मेरे पैरो के छाले नहीं देखे..


:o :o

Oye chokri kaahe bolat ho re tum ye bhasa to apni pehchan hai re

Caution :shy2:
i just copied .. its not Invented by me

Types of Girls:shh:

Hard Disk Girls:hee:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:p
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

Windows Girls:rofl:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Screensaver Girls:p:p
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

Internet Girls:rofl::rofl:
Difficult to access:p

Server Girls:p:p
Always busy when you need her.

Multimedia Girls:hee:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:p:p
She is always faster and faster.

Email Girls:p:hee::p:hee:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

Virus Girls:p:p
Also known as "WIFI":p
when you are not expecting her,
she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.:rofl:

SMILE:smile: Is not a single word..It is beautiful sentence
S=Speak, M=More, I=In, L=Less, E=Energy
:smile:...So always keep smiling...:smile:

wAlaikum as salaam wa raHmah
khair mubaarak ...
jazaak^allaah...
aap ki khairiyat ..naik maTloob hai ...

:heart:

Zoya tujhe cid walo ne doond liya :rofl:

Koi baat nhi alien pr poison ka koi asr nhi hota :rofl: