Chal koi na.. Ikathe fareyaad krenge :rofl

Faryaad kya.. Mai to sb kuchh sunn sakta hoon. I'm all ears

Kuchh kehna chahti ho to keh do. M listening

Mujhse umeed b mat rakhna
Warna kuchh b nhi milega

Btao to sehi k kya umeed rakhi hai ???

Kya umeed rakhi hai tumne mere baare me ????
Zra mujhe b pta chale

Dekha nhi to kya hua imagine to kr hi sakta hoon

Mujhe adat Bana Lo Ek Buri Kehna Yeh Tum Se Hai

Nhi re... Mere friend to anmol hain
Waise, waise tera itna cute sa face hai to tum mujhe kaise draogi?

Tere ko maaru wall k saath ?
Waise, mai sirf tere ko hi draunga

Yaar mera mobile sach me kharab ho gya hai
Kbi kbi nhi chal raha

Btw, mai ser kta hi theek hoon

Yaar mera mobile sach me kharab ho gya hai
Kbi kbi nhi chal raha

Btw, mai ser kta hi theek hoon

Mere mobile me chhupa hua hai.
Dekh le agr dekh sakti hai to

Arre yaar wife hogi to nashta bnaegi aur mujhe time pr degi
Waise, pehle mere ser to dhoond le yaar. T
Fodna baad me

Yaar jiski wife na ho usko to shaam ko hi milegi roti

Waise, tu sirf coconut hi break kr sakti hai aur kuchh nhi

Tu break dance b kr sakti hai to kr

Tu breakfast bna ya disc break lekin mere liye b bna dena
Waise, mai shaam ko hi khaunga jo kuchh b khaana hoga

Kahan ja rahi ho ?

Haan wohi police wala. Bechara tere nakhre me fass gya wo

Tere nakhre uthane k liye aqeel hai na