tm itne sawal kyun karte ho?

Tum to sab sy agy ho pata nhi aj kal bath nhi krty

vhai kaha gaya

sara piya se mere koi prob nhi hai
so q na luuuuu

areeee nir piya ka is gb pe naam liya
ok kheir keyse ho ap

sab kaise chalta h
marjaogeeeeeeeee

haan hai sara piya ne

short me likha tumri to kher nai

yas nir ham mile the yaad he kisine milvya tha

sweet town ki sweet sara jiiiii ekbaar hum nim me milethe na

gud night

sd

tc

allah hafiz

Bf: Sweet Heart Kya Kar Rahi Ho?

Gf: Meri Tabiyt Khrab He Sone Ja Rahi Hu Or Tum?

Bf: Me Cinema Hall me Tere Piche Betha Hu KAMINI..!!

wooooooooooooo

tiger tre ko sadi karne k liye sundarban ya zoo me jana padega:rofl:
yha Q gf dunta ha tuuuuuuu:rofl:

1 baccha mummy se pitne k baad apne papa se:
Papa kabhi aap Africa gaye ho?
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Papa:Nahi beta
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.

Bacha: to phir itni khofnaak Item kahan se le aae...

hmmmmmm

khud ko tiger samaj rahi ho kiya

kya hua he tume

ok kal tumhri waat he

sad Q be

danth dekha

Wife. Mehman a rhy hen or ghr me Dal k siva kuch ni hy
Husband: Jb wo aen to kitchen me 1 bartan girana.Me pochun to kehna QORMA gir gya, phr dosra girana or kehna BiRYANi gir gai. To me kahun ga chlo Dal hi ly ao
Mehmano k aney k bad Brtan girny ki awaz i
Husbnd: Kya hua?
Wife: Daal e dig pai ay Manhosa...

sar me drad hoga hi na yha jo guse rahte ho

Apko to dekhe vi nai sach may..:p

Kya hua?..:o