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whitewine
14 years ago

GoOd EvEning sweEty :)

:) How waS yOur day :)

:) HavE a lOvEly EvEning :)

:) TakE carE :)

whitEwinE

moonriver175
14 years ago

Arya2020
14 years ago

There was a man who worked all of
his life and saved all of his
money. He was a real miser ١ when it
came to his money. He loved
money more than just about anything,
and just before he died, he
said to his wife, "Now listen, when I
die, I want you to take all my
money and place it in the casket ٢
with me. I wanna take my
money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him
with all her heart that when he
died, she would put all the money in
the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was
stretched out ٣ in the casket, the
wife was sitting there in black next to
her closest friend. When
they finished the ceremony ۴, just
before the undertakers ۵ got ready
to close the casket, the wife said "Wait
just a minute!"
She had a shoe box with her, she came
over with the box and
placed it in the casket. Then the
undertakers locked the casket
down and rolled it away. Her friend
said, "I hope you weren't
crazy enough to put all that money in
the casket."
"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a
good Christian, I can't lie.
I promised him that I was going to put
that money in that casket
with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every
cent of his money in the
casket with him?"
"I sure did. I got it all together, put it
into my account and I wrote
him a check."