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patni : suno ji, bus me aapko logo ne itna kyon
mara?
pati : Are mera ek photo bus main ek aurt ke pair
ke niche gir gaya tha aur mene kaha
madam zara saree uper kijiye photo lena hai….:rofl::rofl:

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Patni:-kyon jab main moti hojaaungi,tab bhi tum
mujhe aise hi pyaar karoge?
Pati:-bilkul nahin, maine sirf sukh dukh main saath
dene ka vaada kiya tha.motape me nhi:rofl::rofl:

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Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek
kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho.
Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum
dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho.:rofl::rofl:

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Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi:aaj hum car se
jaenge aur car main chalaungi.
Pati:-kon nahin,jaenge car main aur aaenge
akhbaar main.:rofl::rofl:

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Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura
anubhav hai?
Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat
college me he to hui thi.:rofl::rofl:

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Patni:-sharab peene ke baad kya tumhe mera
naam bhi yaad nahin rehta?
Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata
hoon,meri jaan.:rofl::rofl:

Old Generation Said 'ABSENCE' Makes HEART Grow FONDER' But In Modern Generation 'ABSENCE Makes The HEART LOOK For ANOTHER... :heart: , good morning

plz plz plz

plz bar kro plz

bolo bat kro plz

bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo b......

bolo b

ese rhna glt bat he

:(:(:(

mene use bs ye btana thaki me jodhpur se hi hu. Wo man ni ra tha. To mene bk dia .
Sorru sorru sorru sorru

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Manzilo Se Apni Door N Jana
Raste Ki Paresanio Se Tut N Jana
Jb b Zrurat Ho Zindagi Me Kisi Apne Ki
Hm Apke Apne H Ye Bhul N Jana
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Before marriage : Roses are red , sky is blue , O my darling ! I love you.... After Marriage : Roses are dead , I have flu , dont t come near me , :heart: good morning

w8ing is golden , it's a a bliss n a curse at d same time.
Originl thought:p:heart::heart:

Heart change,i know they do..but this heart always belong to u...heart hurts, i know they do..but this heart hurts more without u...... :heart: , good morning

Hi karan bro good evening , this is jimy , i lost my old id , add me in this id , take care keep smilling