Mera to ek b nhi hai

Btw, gotcha this time

Tu aisa kr.
.
Apna ser mere oopr lga de aur jitni baar dil kare todte rehna fodte rehna

Tumne pehle se hi coconut maar maar kr mera ser uda diya hai
Ab koun sa ser fodogi

Oh! Ajj tera birthday hai ? Tumne pehle kyun nhi btaya pagal
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear coconut
Happy birthday to you

Koun mad wolf ? mad wolf ho ya mad monkey, mai nhi darta

Kya pta oa wale mera number tere ko de de
Aur tu mujhe miscall maar de

Btw, good evening too

Yaar mai nhi mobile number dena chahta

Coconut good morning

Well, maine ser b lagaya tha
Ab tumne nhi dekha to isme meri galti kya hai

Kyun ? Mai nhi badmash ho sakta ?
Waise, mai cute badmashi krta hoon

Nei yaar... Maine os pr trusted id nhi bnai
Os se mujhe gussa hai
Pehle unlimited msg dete the fir inhone msg limited kr diya
Saala harami hai os admin

Chat me aa Oye

Bye and flee from bad things
Stay happy
Take care

Btw, my pm limit exceeded
"Oh! Itni bhookh lagi hai kya
Ok... Have a nice dinner "

Actually you are right
Mai apne mummy ka ladla hoon aur papa ka b

Waise, baba ya abba ?

Kyun? Mama ki ladli nhi ho ?

To baant payar
Nicotine mat baant