K gn bye....

Lagta hai apko nind ki saqt zarurat hai zoya ji so jaiye aap

que m pak se hu isse liye kya

wo mere par chhor do me khud khoya hua hu pehle se ab kya khounga bas new pehchan bananai hai logo se dosti bhi dushmani bhi

ab zoya151 country me jane ko h
citizenship maga h dekho kabtak authority permission deti h

Accha chalo phir dekhte hein hum bhi is os ko

Aise aap hans kyu rai ho kya cheez hai matlab aap dara rahi ho mujhe os se

Hehe golmaal to movie hai os kab bana waise yaha to apni entry kal hi hui hai aap mile aur bhi log mile baate bani os kya cheez hai mujhe to ye bhi nai pata

Nahi me to yaha new hu pehle kabhi nai ki apse baat chit

Ab dekho dost tu humko phir se sharminda kar rahe ho thanx bol kar ye word hum par nai jachta

Ary nai nai aisa na bolo dost god apko 100 saal ki umar de aur koi sa bhi job kare to aage khub tarakki ho apki

Hum abi to kuch nai kar rahe aage soch rahe hein koi acchi si job mil jaye bas thoda bht sahara ho jaye Aap bataiye aage kya karna hai apko

Hum vi vadiya hein ji aur kya chal raha hai Zoya Ji

kiya kar rahe ho? Dinner khaya hai kiya?

Good evening zoya

me to
per achanak country feeling

How's u t0day?

♡ ♡

DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..

1st message- lets break up now, its all over..

2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u...



Height of coolness:
Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drinks and talking.
1st: dude which paper was it?
2nd: may be maths.
1st: that means you did the paper?
2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator.



Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of girls collage.



Boy: I like that girl.
His friend: she has a boy friend.
Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper,
but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.

:

A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face.
After Checking,
Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand,
u r Allergetic to lakme"..Lp



Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick /
my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/
will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/weekend/a nice /have
(Now Read in reverse)....



♡ ♡

Gud afternoon dost

Aassman Humse Naaraz H,
Taaron Ka Gussa Behisaab H,
Wo Sab Humse Jalte H, Kyunki,
Chand Se Bhi Behtar, Aap Humare Pass H.

Good morning friend