Lagta hai tera fuse uda hua hai

Arre mai dimaag ki nhi fuse ki baat kr raha hoon mere paas bahut hain fuse tu bs rating bta

Koi baat nhi agr ud jaaega to mai new daal doonga

"Life moves very fast. It rushes us from heaven to hell in a matter of seconds."

To fir seekhogi punjabi

Tere ko to punjabi aati hai.
Tu samj sakti hai iska matlab

Arre mera wohi matlab tha
You have good sense of humor
Waise agr mai bhaagne lga na to train se b yada train bhaagunga

Tu koun si 5 saal ki kid hai jo age difference nhi
Teri age ka koi idea hi nhi k tu kitne saal ki hai
Waise, tu kisi b angle se didi nhi lagti uski
Aur rahi baat meri to mai ek unidentified flying object hoon

Didi ?
Uski umar dekh aur apni umar dekh
Tu uski aunty lagti hai
Waise, mai uncle nhi hoon
Mai ek haddiyon ka dancha hoon

Haan chal keench le agr kheench sakti hai to
Dekhna kahin tere ko bahon me na utha le bache ki tarah
Aunty sirf ladkiya hoti hain pagal
So tu aunty

Agr taang nhi hai to baaju kheech le
Waise bacha hai aaega to sehi wo apni aunty k paas

Lol tu bdi funny hai
Btw, abi tumne apne baare me new cheez btai. Thanks
Btw, mai chalta hoon warna late ho jaaunga
Bye

Rehne de bechare ko mat taang kheench uski

Achha
Tu sach me half east aur half west hai ??
Waise, agr tu half east hai aur half west hai to south me kya kr rahi hai ?

Arre maine to apni philanthropy suna di.
Ab tu suna

Tu 2 packs bna le fir bahut hain wo
Waise, tu jaisi lagti hai bahut achhi lagti hai
Ye tattoo bnakr apni bidy ko mat kharaab krna
Waise, western wale shit hote hai jo aise waise krte hain

Tum b to alien girl ho
Bhool gayi kya apni alien girl wali id

Boys ko girls se jalan !??
Boys to girls se love krte hain always
Btw, btw, ladkiyan ladki se jalan krti hai aur ye aam baat hai

tere ko 6abs wale aur tattoo wale achhe lagte hai
Fir tu b gym ja aur apne 8ab bna
Waise, lagta hai tu bdi shokeen ho wwe ki