Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

GirL to another Girl: "You are beautiful'
Other Girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another Boy: "You are handsome"
Other Boy: "Oye, are you Gay?"
have a funny day:note:

happy day
Do you know
what is difference
between your smile and my smile?
You smile when you are happy,
and,
I smile, when I see,you happy..





♥

u've got to get up every morning with a smile on ur face,
and show the world all the love in ur heart,
then people gonna treat you better,
u're gonna find,yes u will,
that u're beautiful as you feel,





good morning p'jeep,
have a nice day,

Mrng sis

Good MORNING:sun:

:heart::heart:

Let us always meet each other with smile,

for the smile is the beginning of love by Mother teresa

:heart::heart::heart:

:shy2: :shy2:

with love

azoza

ALONE

Hello friend how you wish to be good there. Good night and sweet dreams .

:shh:

:heart:
:heart:

For U

GUD EVENING...

:heart:
:heart:

still ur busy ha