╰♡╮ ☆。◕‿◕。。◕‿◕。☆ ╰♡╮ In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,, four worms were placed into fourseparate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol... The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke... The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm... The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil... After one day, these were the ...results: The first worm in alcohol — dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead. The third worm in sperm — dead. The fourth worm in soil — alive.
:hee: So the science teacher asked the class — “What can you learn from this experiment.” ? :hee:
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. “As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
:p Why complicate life ? 1. Missing somebody – call 2. Wanna meet up – Invite 3. Wanna be understood – Explain 4. Have questions – Ask 5. Don’t like something – speak up 6. Look something – share it 7. Want something – Ask for it 8. Love someone – tell them we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
:heart: :heart: Always B happy, Always wear a smile; not bcoz life is full ofreason to smile, but bcoz ur Smile itself is a reason4 many others to SMILE.
First Day :I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench.. Second Day:Saw the same idiot getting punished.. Third Day:He was fighting with a boy..uhh..idiot..! Fourth Day :I couldn’t find him…Where is he…
BOY’S VERSION-..
First day :When i opened my eyes…I saw her…her smile.. Second day :I got punished so that i could see her all the while..:hee: Third Day :A boy said somethng about liking her:( Fourth Day :I was sitting on the last bench..:mad: ‘n she turned to find me… ‘n We smiled.. Sometimes, someone says something really small and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart!
:sun: :sun: Flowerful Morning! . Colorful Noon! . Joyful Evening! . & . Peaceful Night! . Be Cheerful . It is Going 2 be . A Fantastic Day 4 U... . Have A Good day :heart: :heart:
☆**♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:rofl:*☆ I am the best, & I can prove it
I can put coffee in Coffee cup, can you put world in World Cup? . . .
I can send my number on your cell, Can you send your cell on my number? .. .. ..
and the last one… I can send my address on your cell Can you send your cell on my address. ... ... ...
:hee:I am the best
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:$Qualities a friend must have:$
Cute as crocodile:love: :love:Smart as donkey:love: :love:Active as turtle:love: :love:Fit as hippo:love: :love:Matured as monkey:love: :love:Sincerity like dog:love: No doubt you are my best friend:dance2: ☆*:hee:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:hee:*☆