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(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)---my some frns(boys)
are continuously blaming me
dat i write massages only 4 gals(friends)
but you know, its not true
so, todays msg is 4 ma friends(boys):hee:
Men Are Just Happier People —
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.:):thumb:The garage is all yours.:hee:
:thumb:Wedding plans take care of themselves.:rofl:
:thumb:Chocolate is just another snack.
:thumb:BUT you can never be pregnant.:rofl:
:thumb:You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.:hee:
:thumb:Even u can wear NO shirt to a water park.
:thumb:The world is your urinal.
:thumb:Same work, more pay.
:thumb: People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.:$
:thumb:New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.:rofl:
:thumb: Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.:spin:
:thumb:You know stuff about tanks.:hee:
:thumb:A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.:P
:thumb:You can open all your own jars.:rofl:
:thumb:If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.:spin:
:thumb:You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.:hee:
:thumb: One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
:thumb:You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.:P
:thumb:You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.:spin:
:thumb:No wonder men are happier.:thumb:
:rofl:
Lastly a small bad news:shy2::rofl::rofl:women can handle you easily to their own strange way:rofl:
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:heart:╰♡╮---What a Kiss means..
actually read the whole thing cause its nice!
+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
+ Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
:rofl:
:shy2::rofl::hee:+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you’re definitely in Love...:hee:
GOOD NYT
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Every day, Every time, Every
where
I may not be with you
But My thinking, My care,
My prayers, and My love
always with you♥
:p:hee::shy2::pSay who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
:hee:
:rofl:90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
:hee:
:hee:Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
:hee:
:spin:After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
:rofl:
Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting
this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl: :p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p
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