Me thik hun aap kaisi hai

Gud evng parinita

Wt's up priya,

Mi mast hun priya

pehalanu 10 mundi ravan story bachpan ne
ab 5 mundi hasne wali pariyon ki rani.Meri smajhich nahi aanda isda ki matlab hai?

3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si
Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke
1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.
2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…
3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…
Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De
Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye

Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain.

satsri akaal priya .oh kudiye . ye le ek ar joke
Santa: oye tenu pta hai sarkaar ne chaar aane band kar dite hai?
Banta: o kyun santa oye sarkaar kolo ek anna (hazzare) nhi sambhalya jaa
rhea te o chaar aane kivein sambhalegi

Sirf Isharoon Mein Hoti Mohabbat
Agar,
In Alfazoon Ko Khoobsurati Kaun
Deta?
Bas Pathar Bann Ke Reh Jaata
“Taj Mahal”,
Agar Ishq Isse Apni Pehchan Na
Deta…

Khuda se maine ek dua mangi, dua me apni maut mangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe me de du par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar mangi.

Me thik hun tum kaisi ho parinita ji

satsri akaal. Tussi kiwen ho. Tohda asli naan ki hai? Tussi ek joke :
1 Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe I Love U Ka Msg Beja,

Bhindi Ne Use Phone Kar K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli,

Shut Up, Tum Itne Mote Aur Main Slim And Smart,

Aalu Ko Bahut Dukh Hua Aur Us Ne Phir Itni Sabziyan Fasaayi Ki Aaj Aap
Dekh Skte Ho,

Aalu-Ghobi,

Aalu- Bengan,

Aalu-Shimla Mirch,

Aalu-Palak,

Aalu-Matar,

Aalu-Gajar

Aur Bindhi Us Din Se Aaj Tak Akeli H,
Moral: Mat Kar Itna Gurur Surat Par Ae Haseena.

oye be happy phir milangay shham me

Ok gud mrng have A nice monday tk cr bye

Aap kyun Hasi

Achcha janab

Kya cheez ho aur ye itni beautifull pic kaha se chura layi

Mujhe kya aisa waisa samjha hai kya khane ka bill lu aap hamari apni ho koi guest nahi jo bill leta firu

Bill kiska chuha ka bill wo aap dengi

Aur batao dnr kar k ayi ho ya bhej du apke ghar

I m gud nahi yar jab maot aati hai to puhchkar nahi aati bachcha ho ya budha ho me marne se nahi darta maot ko to ek na ek din aana hai

Chakkar baad me by the way how r u