Saloon me bnda kya krne jta h
BATA'

Satrangi darp0k kyun haan dekh na mujhe maska mar di riya

Ha ji
Me abi abi saloon se aya hun
Aur bata kya kr ri ho:p

Achha
Khana pani hua tumra

Achha mundi kab dogi tum haan

Mein v kya satrangi:heeura likh na mere bare me c0mpliment

Hahahah nhi nhi tum ko bhunenge

Give me ur mundi appu:p

Hahahah nhi nhi tum ko bhunenge

Give me ur mundi appu:p

Riyu ko dekh mujhe dekh bechari kitni romantic ho jati hai

Thank g0d satrangi tune to dara diyj mujhe

Achha jhuti wo tum ti pagal

Aur tumhari leg peace hi khayenge oswale:hee:

Satrangi hero hum kaise ban sakte hai yaariSke liye to b0dy banani padegi

Are zero ke chakkar me minus 0 ho gayi to

Hahahha nhi maine tumko sapne me bhuna tha:hee:
Waise ek leg peace me hamara pura os khayega aur pet bhar lega:hee::rofl::hee:

Bhun ne ke bad insan b murgi lgta h

Jaan na khaun to hazar kamane wala v na milega mein he na rahungi na

Satrangi aj to pucho mat bread aur pani se pet bhar liya tavi mein tang aa gayi av mujhe tere waste ek crorepati jiju chahiye

Janu tere 5 6 jiju ko akele sambhalti hun na to bhagna padta hai av mein najuk jaan 5 6 jiju sambhalna mazak thodi hai

Satrangi tu to meri gb pe aise dera dale beithi hai jaise kila fateh kar li tune

Jaanmein antriksh me ud rahi hun pankh aa gaye mere aur tu