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Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
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90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
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After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age


Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl:

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Best line said in friendship by missed heart: "I will wait till the day I can forget u or the day u realize that u cannot forget me"..

my b atchi hun jaaaan aj sunday haina kya kr rahi hai? chal jaa naha le pehle

kaisi hai meri jalebi

helo hi bye bye khun bhari taang

ok

pushpa

gud morning ji
Kaisee ho

Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight?
GOOD NIGHT

you wont see my tears,
because I am in the water.
Water replied: But, I can feel your
tears because you are in my heart.
That’s FRIENSHIP

jalte hue chuLLi:hot:
tum kaha

wt r we frnd

hiiiiiii Vesuvius

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Eyes speak more when a heart starts listening to someone silently...
And life becomes more exciting when someone reads your eyes silently...
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