Kuch nya socho and coppi mat kro

Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte
thay. Lekin ek din ek dost ka maut ho gaya
aur police investigate karne ke liye aaya aur
uske dost ko sawal poochne laga…
Police: “Tumhara dost kaise mara?”
Sardar: “Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere
pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine
usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di.”