THIS IS FUNNY Beggar: Give me food. Man: I’ll give you Vodka. Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food. Man: I’ll give you cigarettes. Beggar: I don’t smoke. Man: I’ll take you to race. Beggar: I don’t gamble. Man: I’ll get you girl friend. Beggar: I love only my wife. Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house. Beggar: Why? Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!
haan mai janta huu tuu mujhe dlt nhi karega... khud ka uppar jitna varosa hai teri uppar utnahi h tu vi jante h na mai kavvi tere ko dlt nhi karunga par ye kaise hua kon kiya kuch samah me nhi ate h