Question-
Kya Ek Wife Apne Husband Ko Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai...?
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Answer- Yes,
Par Husband Crorepati Hona Chahiye.
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1 lady car se ja rhi thi,
traffic signal pr bhikari ko dekh kr boli- Arre maine tumhe kahi dekha h?

Bhikari- Ha..
Hum dono Facebook pr friend h. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Toofani raat..
Girl: Come on dear get into my umbrella..

Boy: "its ok sister thanx
& runs away.:/
Moral: Moral woral kuch nhi.
Ladki k pair ultey the.!;>;>:/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Boy-I Luv U.

Girl- sorry mai kisi or se pyar krti hu.
Ldka udas ho gya

fir achanak bhagne laga or bola- Teri mummy ko Btaunga.
Girl- Ruk Ja kamine
I Luv U 2. . . . . . . . . . . . . .:-D
Santa ne nokia ka sabse badi screen wala mobile liya
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Pata h Kyu??
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Wo dekhna chahta tha k phone on hone par kaun 2 log hath milate hain. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

1st girl- Aajkal k ladko ka koi aitbar nhi,
main to ab uska muh b nhi dekhungi.:|
2nd Girl- Q kya hua tumne usey kisi aur ladki k sath dekh liYa kya?
1st girl- Nhi yaar,
usne mujhe kisi aur ladke k sath dekh liya h,
Jabki wo kal keh rha tha k wo out of station ja rha h 4 din k liye . Jhuta makka dhokhebaz:bad: