25 mint bad reply

5mint aur late karte to 30 mint ho jate

Kya dekh rahe ho jarur fish banane wala serial dkh rhe hoge

Life is like a MOVIE
If u r sad DRAMA
If u r afraid SUSPENSE
If u r angry ACTION
When u look at the mirror HORROR !

Juz kddng dear


Fill blank wth YES/NO
1)…,Im not mentally fit!
2)…,I have no brain!
3)…,I have no commonsense!
4)..,I am mad!

Chalo jaldi se reply do

Ek v bare me v kvi sapne me nahi socha

Dobara ka to pata nahi door tak

Gf mile na 1 v baar

Happy life jeena ka...
Bindaas rehna ka

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi
or 2 phone se…

Phle gf to ho fr m use chorne ka mauka nahi dunga

Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola:
SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

No vichtr g m jasusi v karta agar koi meri gf hoti

But idhar to no love no tention

Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai
audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai....
Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch
khas nhi hai
audience : wah wah...
Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch
khas nahi hai
aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,
kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi
hai.........

Nice attitud

Haha

"G"O"O"D"""MORNING"






"HAVE"A"NICE"DAY"


"TAKEEEE"CARE"

Ok

Sorry vichtr g

Sayad apko mera profile visiting bura lag gaya

But m apke page is liye visit kiya tha ki ap onile ho ya nahi

B'cz mjhe aur koi mathod nahi malum hai ki onilne friend kaise dekhte h

Ab aisa nahi hoga age se

M silent visit

Buddhu g..

Ohhh...

Apka profile par visit kiya tha islye jasus ho gaya m apki nazar me

Bye t.c

I'm not jasus

Ap hume jasus q kah rhe ho

M kisiki jasusi kiya

Bye tc

Tmhe har baat majak lagti hai

Soniya gandhi doodh ki hi dhuli hai

Dekha nahi kitni white white hai-

Mujhe agar kuch ban na h to m hulk banunga :

Are yr kisi ko bhula nhi pa raha hu

Nahi.... Aryan hi sahi..m mstr bn k nark me nhi jana ap bn jao pranav mukhrji ke bad

I hte poltcs

Nothing yaar