Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel:rofl: Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer : “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?” Answer : “white” Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?” Answer: “With milk ” Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk” Answer : “With cow milk please. Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?” Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ” Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar” Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?” Answer : “Cane sugar ” Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?” :p:hee: Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ” Answer : “Mineral water” Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?” Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst Sir.....Sir.....Sir..... just go to hell
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Smile is source to win a heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality, so I wish you to smile always in your life….
I am dropping by because I wanted to say "I hope you have a beautiful day."
╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮ A day where hope and rainbows meet, and true love sweeps you off your feet; where all is sunny and all is bright, with rays to fill your heart with light;
╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮ a day that brings good things to you, inspiration and love and dreams come true
╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮ Waqt k dayre se hum guzar n jae, armano k silsile kabhi bikhar n jae, isliye apko bewaqt yaad karte h, kahi apke dil se hum nikal n jae