welcome back to OS

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Gn

margaretu seneridu thanq
means....u are welcome :p

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:hee::hee:Sgnboard Education:p

Sgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God....
will not be considered as prayers":hee:


?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
:hee:" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers.":rofl:


?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
:rofl:" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy..":rofl:


?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
:hee:"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder..":hee:


?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance ":hee:


?? Signboard outside Driving School:
:hee:" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way.....":hee:


?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands..":rofl::p


Now pay my fees:money::p


:smile: ♥☆¸.•:hee:•.¸☆♥:smile:

ya m bad
but u r cute

wow!! so nice ..my morning was sooooooo
i mean shine

nooooooooooo;p
its me



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6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings..:shy2:

1 Money can't buy happiness

:hee:but... its more comfortable to cry in
a BMW than on a bicycle:hee:

2. Forgive your enemy:thumb:

:hee:but... remember that bastard's name

3. Help a person when they are in trouble:thumb:

and... they will remember
you when they are in trouble again..:rofl:

4. Many people are alive only

:pbecause... its illegal to shoot them:hee:

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem

:hee:but... neither does juice:hee:

6. Smoking kills:thumb:

:rofl:but... if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...:p

:hee::rofl:Think again.. Be wise..:hee::rofl:



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Pore me some water....serious?? You are laughing at me? Huh

Pore me some..............................water....lolz

What's that smell....Burberry??

Are you drunk..lolz