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A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)
Keep 
Smling╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
....hv a gr8 day
wht 
Do u want me steal Bank to buy u gift r u crazy 
so giv me ur idea to stol it
Do u want me steal Bank to buy u gift
r u crazy so giv me ur idea to stol it
Friendship means
understanding, not
agreement.
It means forgiveness, not forgetting.
It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
yeh my lovly frnd .. mmm it was Amazing Party 
oh sory ok next birthday i'll leav cake 4 u 
oh sory
ok next birthday i'll leav cake 4 u
wow so sweet 4m u sweeti Girl i lyk it
thnx alot
yeh i eat my cake with frnds
sory i did't remember to leave some 4m it to U dear
so sweet 4m u sweeti Girl i lyk it thnx alot
yeh i eat my cake with frnds
sory i did't remember to leave some 4m it to U dear
ok m going........................
We are Friends from far away.
When we talk
We always have something to say.
Our lives so different
yet the same
Every night we play the game.
We talk of families and about our day.
I always wonder
If there's more to say.
Could it have been different for you and I?
Or was fate decided
before we could have tried?
For now we play our parts,
That's all that's left;
Never knowing if our hearts would have met.
Two people from far away,
Always asking,"How was your day?".
Good Night ..!
