aGar nEend nahI aAtI tOh tUmHe nEend kI pIlLs lenI cHahIye phIr sHayad aA jaYe :p kIddIn' ..

oLryT tAn .. I'm gOIn' tU sLeep nW :p gOtCha 2'maro ..

cEe yOh .. HaVe a gUd sLeep

kafi h

accha ab chalte h tan


Aadmi: calls his wife, Nokar ne phone receive kiya..!!
Aadmi: Begam Saheba se baat karwao!!
Nokar: Woh to sahab k sath so rahi hain!!
Aadmi: Per sahab to me hun!!
Nokar: Ab me kya karun??
Aadmi: Maar do dono ko

AFTER KILLING
Nokar: Lashon ka kya karun??
Aadmi: Ghar k piche jo naddi hai us me phenk k bhaag ja!!
Nokar: Par ghar k piche to koi naddi nahi hai!!!
Aadmi: To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai??
Nokar: Nahi
Aadmi: Sorry WRONG NUMBER..!!:p:p


aur ha haste rehna.

as yOh kNo .. kaL sUndaY haI tOh maIn kaL kafI lTe taK sOne vaLa hUn :p n nEend bhI nahI aA rhI thI abhI taK :p

tUm bhI tOh abhI taK oN hI hO :p .. kOi spcL reAzn yA phIr aIse hI .?

may likhna chaha..sunluuu: ok

sunlo ok

par suna suna lagte h

Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
Example
Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer?
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Boy: Love u Jaanu. :o:p:p:hee:

Oo yEs .! daT'z a lYn . .

eKdUm pErfecT Idea dIya tUmNe :p yEh mEre pAr kAam krEga ..

ghamandi

ha har rojj mere sis ne yhi baat
bola karte h par may to ek bujdiL huuu

maIn In tEeno ( baNd baJa barAat , daNce pE cHance n dInka chIka ) kI baateIn kr tHa

aGar yEh tEeno merE saTh hOte haI tOh mEra waT laGna paKka haI :p as yOh kNo . .

to diL ko vukha mat rakha karo

Hum pani kyu pite hain?
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kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!:p:p:p:hee:

. . n waT 'boUt dInKa chIka .? vO bhI tOh hOga :p ..

sOcHo . . eK saTh yEh tEeno mEre satH hOnge tOh meRa kYa haL hOga .? :hee: :p

Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko,

Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta..

DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?

yUp! bIlKul mIss nahI krNa cHahUnga kOi bhI cHance ..

bTw . . yEh sAar sNowy kO maT baTana yAr :p . . nahI tOh apNa baNd baJ jaYega , paKka :p haha ..

insaan

cartoon:(:(
dekhne ke lie funny, accha. par
asliat me hai hi nahi

Waisa v nahe karoge

i hate ur bcz my best frnd hurt me in ur :heart: nd i am also hurt

ok gud nit bye

i'm the worst ghost

a jI kYa krEn . . hUm bOiz lOgo kI fItaraT hI jO aIsI hOtI haI .. Is tarAh kE maUke kO mIss krNa huMare rUlez kE khIlaf Jo haI :p ..

n It'z oKæ¡ .. baKi gUrLz tOh lyK kIya krtI haI na :p sO cHalega ..

Hama to tan shaida bigra hua lagta hai

waisa v ap jazzy ki traha jhagra karte rhate ho to ya perfast hai :hee: :p

and u r a nice dost

yah u r not stupid

u have lots of sense of humor

Mara sir :p :p

acha jazzy apna tom ka eye ka bara me kuch socha dana hai ya nahe