Bacha apni Dadi se: Kya hm hamesha 5 hee rahay ge?
Aap, papa, mom, behan, aur mein?
Dadi: Nahi! jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi to hm 6 ho jain ge.
Bacha: phr bahen ki hsadi ho gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain ge naaa ??
Dadi Peyaar se: Nahi jb tumhara beta paida ho jaye gaa to ham phir 6 ho jain ge.
Bacha: Phir jb aap marr jayen gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain gy,
Dadi: Lakh di lanat tery Hesab te,
Kutty deya putraa… So ja chup ker ke.

:heecute math:rofl:

gulab ko q gali dete ho

galib ruth jaye ga:rofl:

phIlHaL mUjhe aIsa kIsI nE kabhI buLaya nahI haI .. lekIn maIn IsE yAad rKhna cHahUnga fO' sUre :p ..

vEl , tHnKz fO' yOr nOtTy gyAan :p . .

Dog ka fu££ form
D-don
o-off
g-girl
jaisa kiiii ... :p :p

''Give Me Words' I Will Make It Rhyme,
Give Me Pain' I Will Make It Rain,
Give Me Light' I Will Make It Bright,
Give Me Chance' I Will Make You Dance,
Give Me Secret' I Will Tell You Mine,
Give Me Tears' I Will Make Them Wine,
Give Me Heart' I Will Give You Mine,
Give Me Stars' I Will Make Them Shine,
Give Me Love' I Will Make You Mine.''

ye to cute love story na

par koi mujhe avvitak ye nahi bola
tum q bola:o
dog s a gut friend

Jarry

funny

ok ruko
ye cute net

Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl: Kya main apko janti hu.
Boy: Jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aaya hu.
mirchi lagi hai
drame baad mein kar liyo.

:p

cute love story

yUp! coL It mR. snOw tU whIte :p I gUez It'z sOundz mUcH betTr dAn jsT a mR. whIte Isn't It .? ..

veL tHoda waIt krNa yAr .. I'L be bcK afTr sUm mInz :p nEed tU dO sUmthIn' ..

yaar tumhari gali ka lali dekhkar

piyaar agay:$

you start bathroom singing
where:o:p:hee:

tHnKz . . sLeep veL mIsS oLweIz ryT ..

oh how i use my ear

to kaha sing kare ho

:heart:

gσσ∂ηιgнт . .

tum muzic q etna pasand karti hoo

Define a True Music Lover?

A girl singing in a bathroom
While taking bath
and
A boy near the keyhole
is using his ears not his eyes.:o

:hee:

ladkike bari me kia hoga:spin::o

age age rani pichhe may
raja ko pyaar nahi hua,eslie may:hee:

yah dear