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The 3 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man...
The questions are:
Do i LOoK FaT?
Do yOu LovE Me?
WhaT WoUlD YoU Do iF I DiEd?
WhaT MaKeS ThEsE QuEsTiOnS So dIfFiCuLt iS ThAt eVeRy oNe iS GuArAnTeEd tO ExpLodE InTo a mAjOr aRgUmEnT If tHe mAn aNsWeRs iNcOrReCtLy (i.e TeLlS ThE TrUtH). ThErEfOrE, aS A PubLic sErViCe, EaCh qUeStIoN Is aNaLyZeD BeLoW, aLoNg wItH PoSsIbLe rEsPoNsEs. qUeStIoN # 1: dO I LoOk fAt?
tHe cOrReCt aNsWeR Is aN EmPhAtIc: ''Of cOuRsE NoT!'' aMoNg tHe iNcOrReCt aNsWeRs aRe:
cOmPaReD To wHaT?
I WouLdn't cALL YoU FaT, bUt yOu'rE NoT ExActLy ThIn.
a LittLe ExTrA WeIgHt LooKs gOoD On yOu.
i'vE SeEn fAtTeR.
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QuEsTiOn # 2: Do yOu LovE Me?
tHe pRoPeR ReSpOnSe iS: ''yEs!'' Or, If yOu fEeL A MoRe dEtAiLeD AnSwEr iS In oRdEr, ''YeS, dEaR.'' iNaPpRoPrIaTe rEsPoNsEs iNcLuDe:
i sUpPoSe sO.
WoUlD It mAkE YoU FeEl bEtTeR If i sAiD YeS?
ThAt dEpEnDs oN WhAt yOu mEaN By lOvE.
DoEs iT MaTtEr?
wHo, Me?
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qUeStIoN #3: WhAt wOuLd yOu dO If i dIeD?
A DeFiNiTe nO-WiN QuEsTiOn. (tHe rEaL AnSwEr, Or cOuRsE,:hee:
nO MaTtEr hOw yOu aNsWeR ThIs, Be pRePaReD FoR At LeaSt aN HoUr oF FoLLoW-uP QuEsTiOnS, uSaLLy aLoNg tHe tHeSe LinEs:
ShE.... WoUlD YoU GeT MaRrIeD AgAiN?
He.... dEfInItElY NoT!
ShE.... wHy nOt – dOn't yOu lIkE BeInG MaRrIeD?
He.... oF CoUrSe i dO.
ShE.... tHeN WhY WoUlDn't yOu rEmArRy?
hE.... OkAy, I'D GeT MaRrIeD AgAiN.
ShE.... yOu wOuLd? (wItH A HuRtFuL LoOk oN HeR FaCe)
hE.... YeS, i wOuLd.
ShE.... WoUlD YoU SlEeP WiTh hEr iN OuR BeD?
He….. wHeRe eLsE WoUlD We sLeEp?
ShE.... WoUlD YoU PuT AwAy mY PiCtUrEs, AnD RePlAcE ThEm wItH PiCtUrEs oF HeR?
He.... tHaT WoUlD SeEm lIkE ThE PrOpEr tHiNg tO Do.
ShE.... AnD WoUlD YoU LeT HeR UsE My GoLf cLUbS?
He.... sHe cAn't uSe tHeM; sHe's LefT-HaNdEd.
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'OnCe a wIsE MaN AsKeD 2 GoD,
WhAt iS ThE MeAnInG Of LifE?
gOd RepLiEd: LifE ItSeLf hAs nO MeAnInG In iT,
LifE Is aN OpPoRtUnItY To cReAtE A MeAnInG...
GoD Is tHe bEsT LiStEnEr..
yOu dOn't nEeD To sHoUt nOr cRy LouD.
BeCaUsE He hEaR'S EvEn tHe vErY SiLeNt
pRaYeR Of a sInCeRe hEaRt.'
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:sun::):sun::):heart::sun::):sun::)'ChAaR PaLo kI H Ye zInDgAaNi, iSe uSuLoN Me mAt sAmEtNa..
KhUd kE HiSsE Ka tO Ji LetE HaI SaBhI,
KaBhI DuSrO Ka hIsSa b bAnKaR DeKhNa...
MaYuS HoNa eK GuNaH HoTa h...
MiLtA WaHi jO KiSmAt mE LiKhA HoTa h..
HaR ChIz mIlE HuMe zArUrI NaHi,
kUcH ChIzO K InTzAr mE Hi mAzA HoTa h....
rAaT Ne cHaDr sAmEt Li H..
SuRaJ Ne kIrNe bIkHeR Di h..:sun:
ChLiYe uThIyE,ThAnKs kIjIyE Us kHuDa kO...
JiSnE ApKo iTnI PyArI SuBh dI H..
gUd mRnG...:sun::):sun::):heart::sun::):sun::):heart::sun::):sun::)
miss you frn
Love is something silent,but it can be louder than anything when it talks..
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:heart:YeAr cOmE N Go ,
bUt tHiS YeAr i sPeCiAlLy wIsH 4 U
A DoUbLe dOsE Of hEaLtH,
PrOsPeRiTy,LoVe N HaPpInEsS
ToPpEd wItH LoAdS F GoOd fOrTuNe.
HaVe a gR8 yR AhEaD !hApPy nEw yEaR !! 2O12..
Is rIsHtE Ko yUn hI BaNaE RaHkHnA...
DiL Me yAaDoN K ChIrAg jAlAe rAkHnA...
BaHuT PyArA SaFaR RaHa 2011 Ka
ApNa sAtH 2012 mE BhI BaNaYe rAkHnA...:thumb:
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:heart:GooD Nit
just here to wish You happy new year
May You come up as bright as sun,
as cool as water and as sweet as honey.
Hope this new year fulfill all Your desires and wishes..
HAPPY NEW YEAR
make 2012 a memorable year.
Never give up.
good luck for 2012
*SoMeTiMeS EyEs aLsO gEt jEaLoUs oF HeArTs.
u kNw y?
gUeSs!!
ItS SiMpL SoMe tImEs SwEeT PeRsNs
rEmAiNs ClOsE 2 HeArT Bt fAr AwAy fRm eYeS...*
To gEt a gUd fRiEnD,
fInD A BaD FrIeNd,
FiNd bAd iN HiS/HeR, rEmOvE It.
ThEn u wIlL GeT A MsS.MrR PeRfEcT FrIeNd.
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*U ThInK U R MiSsInG SoMeOnE...
BuT aCtUaLLy U DoNt mIsS ThEm cOz
EacH SeCoNd u tHiNk aBt tHeIr aBsEnCe...
WhiCh
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FiLLs tHeIr pReSeNcE!!*
AgrEe????:o
FrIeNdShIp iS aLL AbOuT ThReE ThInGs...
WiNnInG,LoSiNg aNd sHaRiNg,
WiNiNg yOuR FrIeNd's hEaRt,
LoSiNg yOuR EgO AnD ShArInG JoYs aNd sOrRoWs...
GooD nIgHt
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:heart:''ShOrT LoVe sToRy:
BoY: I LoVe yOuR SmiLE
GirL : I LoVe mY SmiLe ToO BuT WhY Do yOu LovE It ?
BoY : I LoVe iT BeCaUsE I LoVe sEeInG YoU HaPpY
wHy dO YoU LoVe iT ?
GirL : BeCaUsE YoU ArE ThE ReAsOn fOr iT...
'' WhEn yOu rEaD A LoVe qUoTe...
u nEvEr tHiNk oF ThE PeRsOn wHo hAs wRiTtEn
Or sEnD ThE QuOtE
BuT YoU aLwaYz tHiNk oF ThE PeRsOn wHoM YoU LoVe tHe mOsT ♥
CarE ThAt pErSoN WhO CaRe yOu..LovE ThAt pErSoN WhO LoVe yOu...
FriEnDs aRe LifE.So i TeLL U Ur mY LiFe...:thumb:
:)
3 ThInGs tO LeArN FrOm a cHiLd:
TO Be hApPy fOr nO ReAsOn..?
TO Be aLwAyS BuSy dOiNg sOmEtHiNg..?
TO KnOw hOw tO DeMaNd sMaLL tHiNgS WiThOuT EgO..?
GoOd nIgHt...kEeP FoLLOwiNG Ur dReAmS UnTiL U MeEt dEm...
:)
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:adore:'UNCONDITIONAL LOVE…
bF: hOw aRe yOu sWeThEaRt ♥
Gf: NoT GoOd
bF:WhY? wHt hApNd?
gF:I HaVe cOlD . .
bF:WhT? hOw?
gF:I HaD IcE CrEaM. .
Bf:aRe yOu mAd? I ToLd yOu nT To eAt iCe cReAm iN
ThIs rAiNy sEaSoN. . . .
ArE YoU CrAzY ? ?
LooK InTo mY EyEs wHt tHe heLL YoU ThInK YoU ArE?
dNt yOu hAvE BrAiN? yOu aReNt a kId . . . .
CnT YoU TaKe cArE YoUr SeLf ? StUpId. . . IdIoT . . . .
gF: sMiLeD. . . . hUgGeD HiM AnD SaiD ''I LovE YoU''
bF:WhAtS HaPeNiNg hErE? wiLL YoU pLz TeLL mE . .
gF: .I JuSt LoV wHeNeVeR U ScoLd Me tHaT'S WhY
I AtE IcE CrEaM So dAt yOu wIlL ScOlD Me. . .♥
Bf: StUpId . . .IdIoT. . . .HuH. . .I LoVe u tOo ♥ ♥ ♥'
LovE Is nOt OnLy A SiMpLe 4 LetTeR WoRd tO TaLk...
LoVe iS A BeLiEf oN SoMeOnE WiT WhOm wE
CoNsIdEr aS We tHaN U N I OuR'S ThAn uR'S N MiNe...
LoVe iS OnLy oNe fEeL 4rM TwO HeaRtS...
LOvE Is pUrE LiKe a bAbY SmiLE,
FaiR LikE A FuLL mOoN N MoRe LikE SkY.
sO If u r LuvNg a pErSoN,LuV D PeRsOn tRueLy,
CoMpLeTeLy wItHoUt eXpEcTiNg aNyThNg...
tHaT Is uNcOnDiTiOnaL lOvE..:)
In GoOd TimEs, In bAd TimEs i'LL Be oN YoUr SidE FoReVeR MoRe,
ThAt's wHaT FrieNdS ArE FoR ♥
I HaVe nO WoRdS 2 ExpLaiN My fRiEnDsHiP...
bEcAuSe i hAvE GoT AmAzInG PeRsOn
WhO CaN UnDeRsTaNd eVeN My sLiEnCe...
' gOoD NiGhT...
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:heart:8 BEST MOMENTS IN LIFE:
> GiViNg tHe 1St sALarY To uR PaReNtS. :)> ThinKiNg yOuR LoVe wItH TeArS.:D
:)> LoOkinG oLd PhOtOs & sMiLiNg.:D
:)> a sWeEt & eMoTiOnaL cHaT WiTh fRiEnDs:D
:)> HoLdinG HaNdS WiTh yOuR LoVeD OnEs fOr a WaLk.:D
:)> GeTtinG A HuG FrOm oNe wHo cArEs yOu.:D
:)> 1St KisS To yOuR ChiLD WhEn hE/sHe iS BoRn.:D
:)> tHe mOmEnTs wHeN YoUr eYeS ArE FiLLeD WitH
TeArS AfTeR A BiG LaUgH.
** WaTs uR
:o:o:smile: TimE FoR SoMe SpLasHiNg LovE..fUn..ChEeRs n
joLLy tImE FoR My FriEnD...
MaY ThE LauGhEr n dReAmS ALwaYs sTaY On yOuR EyE'S...
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:heart:''SwEeTnEsS CaN Be dEfInEd wItHoUt hOnEy,
FrAgNaNcE CaN Be dEfInEd wItHoUt rOsE,
bEaUtY CaN Be dEfInEd wItHoUt sMiLe bUt
mY LiFe cAnNoT Be dEfInEd wItHoUt YoU...
bUtErfLieS DoNt kNoW Of wHaT CoLoUrS ThEiR WiNgS,
bUt hUmAn eYeS KnOw hOw pReTtY ThEy aRe!
sAmE WaY, yOu dOn't kNoW HoW SwEeT YoU ArE
BuT I KnOw hOw sPeCiAl yOu aRe...''
I LoVe iT WhEn i sTaY aLonE, OnLy aLonE,
dOiNg nOtHiNg, SiLeNtLy, OnLy tHiNk aBoUt yOu...♥
fEeLiNg yOuR AbSeNcE FrOm tHe cOrE Of mY HeArT..♥~♥
StEaDy TeDDy NiGhT FriEnD
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**ImaGiNe iF AlL ''ReLAtioNsHiPs'' R PeRfEcT:
...nO FiGhTs ...nO TeArS ...No aRgUmEnTs,
...nO MiSuNdErStAnDiNgS
DrEAm cOmE TrUe...
BuT wItHoUt tHeSe, ThErE WoUlD Be…
...No sOrRy ...hUgS & KiSsEs,
...nO SaYiNg oF ThE SwEeTeSt wOrDs,
...nO ReAsOnS To sTaY.
:( ...nO GrOwTh oF FaItH In bOtH Of yOu.:(
NoW wOuLd yOu wAnT It tO Be pErFeCt:o:o:o
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TrUe ReLAtioNsHiP bLosSoMs,
WheN YoU WiLL Be sOrRy fOr yOuR MiStAkEs,
hUgS & KiSsEs...
A ChAnCe oF SaYiNg oF ThE SwEeTeSt wOrDs...
FiNd rEaSoNs tO StAy....
GroW FaItH In bOtH Of yOu....
:**gOOd NiGhT...
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