sacchiiii

etne me toh 3 ,4 mobile companies kharid skti hu :rofl:

nh mila

me ne toh kia tha tu apne 10 rupees bachany ko jhut bol :rofl:

Jawad happy diwali

Are yaar kal diwali hai na to market me paise udane gayi thi patakhe aur v dher saman liye av bhot thak gayi yaar

Are yaar kal diwali hai na to market me paise udane gayi thi patakhe aur v dher saman liye av bhot thak gayi yaar

Jawad apni shakal aayine me dhayan se dekhna teko sing dikh jayenge fir bolna mujhe

Bakra to hai tu bakro jaisi harkate karta hai

Jawad bakre

mein ayi thi dhai bje ayi thi jayda nai ruki waise v dopher ko so jati hun

mein ayi thi dhai bje ayi thi jayda nai ruki waise v dopher ko so jati hun

Liz ko bola teri janu ..soch jindgi me teko kisi ladki ne lift diya

Jawad mera nahi apni janu ka wait kiya kar gadhe

Jawad tu pehle aaya hoga ya baad me aya hoga

Are bf nai khayega tavi to teko khila rahi hun bta av tu mera kitna acha dost hai meri har bat manta hai na tu chal ye v maan ja

H0gi he tujhe kuch ho gaya to jamalg0ta kise khilaungi bol

Jahan se aya tha ghus ja wapas

Jawad tu mujhse milna 2 bje paanki dukan pe samjha na lunch karke aungi

Tu ganda hai samjha ghade mein yehan apne bf se milne ati hun:rofl(