M - FoR ThE MiLlIoN ThInGs sHe gAvE Me

O - FoR ShEs gRoWiNg oLd

T - FoR ThE TeArS ShE ShEd tO SaVe mE

H - FoR HeR HeArT Of pUrEsT GoLd

E - FoR HeR EyEs, WiTh lOvE-LiGhT ShInInG

R - FoR ShE Is aLwAyS RiGhT AnD AlWaYs bE





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HaPpY MoThEr's dAy

good morning
happy mothers day

Häþþý Sûñðäý

Äñð Häþþý Möthèr's Ðäý





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Zäñîa

Ch0tu s0rry f0r my lat3 r3ply c0z i cant typ3 much . .
G00d night. . .

vhai sweet Dreams
missh uh bby
tc

Th33k h00n ch0tu aap kais3 h0. .?

vhai
han khana khayi
uh neh khaye

mera pyaara nanha vhai ah gaya
main ok or shok hon
uh how?

One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock.....!
why.....?? " Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!

Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

ewnin vhai

Pyar krne wale marte nahi maar
diye jate hai..

Hindu kehte h jala do inhe,
Muslim kehte h dafna do inhe,

Pr koi ye nhi kehta k mila do
inhe...

MikU

gud nun

Ch0tu m3ssag3 lat3 d3khi na t0h r3ply bhi lat3. .
and haan sirf juic3 and s0ups all0w3d hai. . .

acha n
whoz iram haan haan

niche b toh vo hi likha hai

Khuda Ki Banai Qudrat Nahi Dekhi
Dilon Main Chupi Dolat Nahi Dekhi
Jo Kehta Hai Doori Se Mit Jati Hai Dosti
Us Ney Shayud Hamari Dosti Nahi Daikhi...

˙˙˙!Ⴁʞ!ɐp !Ⴁɐu !ʇsop !ɹɐɯɐႡ pnʎɐႡs ʎәu sn
!ʇsop !ɐႡ !ʇɐɾ ʇ!ɯ әs !ɹoop !ɐႡ ɐʇႡәʞ oɾ
!Ⴁʞәp !Ⴁɐu ʇɐႨop !dnႡɔ u!ɐɯ uoႨ!p
!Ⴁʞәp !Ⴁɐu ʇɐɹpnb !ɐuɐq !ʞ ɐpnႡʞ

i am n0t all0w3d t0 tak3 f00d. .
But haan s0up juic3 piti h00n. .
G00d m0rning ch0tu. .

main bhi achhi h00n. .

Foreigner,

"India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"

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smarts answer by our santa

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Santa:

"Before 8 p.m. Kashmir, After 8 p.m.- Whiskey Key Glass Mein !

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.