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FUNNY MEANINS…

CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…

GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH

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Good evening

wish u + ur family a very HapPy neW yeaR....

Ur Life's Happiness Depends On di Quality Of Ur Thoughts
But
Di Quality Of Ur Thoughts Depend On di People U Meet In Ur Life!
SUBAH BAKHER...

GOOD MORNING...
Have a Sweet Day...

hy how r u?
Kia ho rha hy hmmmm?

Plz cht in english . .

My nw yr dy is soo gud well.. I m so enjoying...

Hw u rohit ? Hws u nw yr dy ?

I'm enjoying my time with my famz..

If u born poor, its not your mistake but if you die poor, its your mistake

Born with personality is an Accident but dying in a personality is an achievement

Your birth may b normal but your death should b history

Follow none but learn from every one

Practice like a Devil & play like an Angel

'DO OR DIE' is an old concept
'DO IT BEFORE YOU DIE' is a new concept.
GOod Noon Friends & Take care