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Zindgi har pal khas nahi hoti,
phool ki khushbu hamesha paas nahi hoti,
milna to hamare taqdir me likha tha,
varna itni pyaari DOSTI itefaq nahi hoti..!
Good morning:)

:) :) :heart: :heart: :sun:

i think i m late bye tc..

niru chala gaya kya.?

niru chala gaya kya.?

niru chala gaya kya.?

net bahot sata raha hai

Ok by

Ok by hm chale sone good night ravn

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
:p
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, doh akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
:p:p

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

its me gaya sone

CURCUIT- bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka, aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT- bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI- pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na

Chinkie: Tum hamaisha clinic mien apnay saath meri photo bhi kyun le jaatay ho.
Munna: Apun ko jab bhi koi mushkil aati hai, apun tumhari pic dekh leta hoon aur woh prob. solve ho jaati hai.
Chinkie: Dekha! Mien tumharay liye kitni achi aur powerful hoon.
Munna: Haan! Apun teri pic dekhta hai aur apnay aap say bolta hai "Is say bari bhi koi problem ho sakti hai bhala."

New style of proposing

Boy: can i take a photo.

Girl: why?

Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age. . . ;->

Oy ravn ye hmara ram nhi he sayd ye aap ho

Lekin aap ne aane me der kr di ravn


Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

Hme nhi malum tha ki ravn halka he varna aap ko hi dhudh lete:p