Oye tho kis sarim ki baat karaha hain?...

Oh...k.k.....hmmm....cool
teri gf....

Didnt undrstod......litle simple karke baata...
Yap intrnals khatm huve...main xams nxt month hain.....

Oh..acha..........i c..
Q...?
Kai hoon va badi hasi aa rahi hain tujko....

Killer shayaris are back
(Please weak hearted people stay
away)
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya
peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya
peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko
maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza
aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis
Chala raha hain
3.) Hollywood ka hero hain TOM
CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Pudhil Station Santa cruz...Agla
Station Santa cruz..Next Station
Santacruz
4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera
mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera
mehmaan
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
5.) Manchester United mein khelta
hain ROONEY
Manchester United mein khelta hain
ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir
chahta kya hain khooni"
6.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki
khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de
rubber
7.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
8.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka
khauf..
The number your trying is currently
switched off.
9.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas
kaato gholo aur laga lo.