Kiya kanjus pawwa chakna laneko itna time kiyun lag raha hai

Iss bar chakna ap laneka chal leke aa mai daru lata

Kiya re pawwa akele mar rahe ho

Laga diya ab to ajawo

hi

Hahaha job achi hai

Mele bache ko kichi ki nazal na lade......

Vacancy available
Post=true friend
Ability=(loving n caring)
Experience=(not required)
Duty=(2 sms daily)
Salary=(never ending friendship)
2 apply..

o my swt heart

m sory baby


sory but u r bored




paglii dikhta nahi mazak hai


ar agar itna he bura lag raha hai na


to ab dekhna

rang barse bheege chunarwali rang barse








imo mat ho sahi kaha jo nb kaha

nice1

but u r bored

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k
liye 3 dabye."
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

"If there ever comes a day
when we can't be together....

Keep me in your heart,
I will stay there forever."

pawwa mai yr duty me hu, 1 aad hrs me milta hu

एक खूबसूरत लडकी बस स्टैंड पर खडी थी | एक
नौजवान बोला- चांद तो रात में निकलता हैं , आज दिन
में कैसे निकल आया ?
लडकी बोली - अरे उल्लू तो रात को बोलता था , आज
दिन में कैसे बोल रहा हैं |

Acha jiii

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.
Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana

Purani Kahawat he ki sote samay tension ko
sath leke nahi sona chahiye Phir bhi log Pata
Nahi kyo Biwi ko sath leke sote hai.. Mai dohrana nahi chahta karke daaru fenk di: