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There’s a man who has such big feet that when it rains, he lies down and uses them as umbrellas. “ I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up” a man told his friend. “ What did you do about it?” his friend asked. “ Oh,” the man said, “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a thing.” last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk. On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road. “Good morning,” the dog said. “I didn’t know dogs could talk,” the man said. “Neither did I,” the horse said. There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!" The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!" TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." TEACHER : Now, Simon,tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teache
PeNcIl: I’M SoRrY eRaSeR: fOr wHaT? yOu dIdN’T Do aNyThInG WrOnG. PeNcIl: I’M SoRrY CoS YoU GeT HuRt bCoS Of mE. wHeNeVeR I MaDe a mIsTaKe, YoU’Re aLwAyS ThErE To eRaSe iT. bUt aS YoU MaKe mY MiStAkEs vAnIsH, yOu lOsE A PaRt oF YoUrSeLf. YoU GeT SmAlLeR AnD SmAlLeR EaCh tImE. ErAsEr: ThAt’s tRuE. bUt i dOn’t rEaLlY MiNd. YoU SeE, i wAs mAdE To dO ThIs. I WaS MaDe tO HeLp yOu wHeNeVeR YoU Do sOmEtHiNg wRoNg. EvEn tHoUgH OnE DaY, i kNoW I’Ll bE GoNe aNd yOu’lL RePlAcE Me wItH A NeW OnE, i’m aCtUaLlY HaPpY WiTh mY JoB. sO PlEaSe, StOp wOrRyInG. i hAtE SeEiNg yOu sAd.* * * * * * * * * * * I FoUnD ThIs cOnVeRsAtIoN BeTwEeN ThE PeNcIl aNd tHe eRaSeR VeRy iNsPiRaTiOnAl... PaReNtS ArE LiKe tHe eRaSeR WhErEaS ThEiR ChIlDrEn aRe tHe pEnCiL. tHeY’Re aLwAyS ThErE FoR ThEiR ChIlDrEn, ClEaNiNg uP ThEiR MiStAkEs. SoMeTiMeS AlOnG ThE WaY… tHeY GeT HuRt, AnD BeCoMe sMaLlEr (OlDeR, aNd eVeNtUaLlY PaSs oN). tHoUgH ThEiR ChIlDrEn wIlL EvEnTuAlLy fInD SoMeOnE NeW (sPoUsE), BuT PaReNtS ArE StIlL HaPpY WiTh wHaT ThEy dO FoR ThEiR ChIlDrEn, AnD WiLl aLwAyS HaTe sEeInG ThEiR PrEcIoUs oNeS WoRrYiNg, Or sAd. “AlL My lIfE, i’vE BeEn tHe pEnCiL.. AnD It pAiNs mE To sEe tHe eRaSeR ThAt iS My pArEnTs gEtTiNg sMaLlEr aNd sMaLlEr eAcH DaY...
FoR I KnOw tHaT OnE DaY, aLl tHaT I’M LeFt wItH WoUlD Be eRaSeR ShAvInGs aNd mEmOrIeS Of wHaT I UsEd tO HaVe…” DeDiCaTinG To PaReNtS....i lOsT ThEm... BuT MaYbE StIlL U HaVe...
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* * * * * * * * * * * I FoUnD ThIs cOnVeRsAtIoN BeTwEeN ThE PeNcIl aNd tHe eRaSeR VeRy iNsPiRaTiOnAl... PaReNtS ArE LiKe tHe eRaSeR WhErEaS ThEiR ChIlDrEn aRe tHe pEnCiL. tHeY’Re aLwAyS ThErE FoR ThEiR ChIlDrEn, ClEaNiNg uP ThEiR MiStAkEs. SoMeTiMeS AlOnG ThE WaY… tHeY GeT HuRt, AnD BeCoMe sMaLlEr (OlDeR, aNd eVeNtUaLlY PaSs oN). tHoUgH ThEiR ChIlDrEn wIlL EvEnTuAlLy fInD SoMeOnE NeW (sPoUsE), BuT PaReNtS ArE StIlL HaPpY WiTh wHaT ThEy dO FoR ThEiR ChIlDrEn, AnD WiLl aLwAyS HaTe sEeInG ThEiR PrEcIoUs oNeS WoRrYiNg, Or sAd. “AlL My lIfE, i’vE BeEn tHe pEnCiL.. AnD It pAiNs mE To sEe tHe eRaSeR ThAt iS My pArEnTs gEtTiNg sMaLlEr aNd sMaLlEr eAcH DaY... FoR I KnOw tHaT OnE DaY, aLl tHaT I’M LeFt wItH WoUlD Be eRaSeR ShAvInGs aNd mEmOrIeS Of wHaT I UsEd tO HaVe…” DeDiCaTinG To PaReNtS....i lOsT ThEm... BuT MaYbE StIlL U HaVe......
