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Skinnygarfield
8 years ago



:)

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xnirx
12 years ago

╰♡╮☆☆:smile:╰♡╮

FUNNY MEANINS…:hee:

CIGARETTE:rofl:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

:rofl:MARRIAGE:rofl:
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

:rofl:CONFERENCE:rofl:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

:rofl:CONFERENCE ROOM:rofl:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

:rofl:SMILE:rofl:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

:rofl:YAWN:rofl:
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

:rofl:EXPERIENCE:rofl:
The name men give to their mistakes.

:roflIPLOMAT:rofl:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

:rofl:OPTIMIST:rofl:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

:rofl:BOSS:rofl:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

:roflOLITICIAN:rofl:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

:rofl:DOCTOR:rofl:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…

:hee:GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH:hee:

╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮
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xnirx
12 years ago


-:nιce ѕayιng aвoυт lιғe:-

ĸaвнι нaѕna нaι, ĸaвнι rona нaι..ѕoмeтιмeѕ yoυ laυgн, ѕoмeтιмeѕ yoυ cry..
jeevan ѕυĸн dυĸн ĸa ѕangaм нaι..lιғe ιѕ тнe υnιon oғ нappιneѕѕ and paιn..
ĸaвнι paтjнad нaι, ĸaвнι ѕaawan нaι..ѕoмeтιмeѕ ιт ιѕ aυтυмn, ѕoмeтιмeѕ тнe raιn ѕeaѕon..
yeн aaтa jaaтa мaυѕaм нaι..ιт ιѕ a ѕeaѕon тнaт coмeѕ and goeѕ..
ĸaвнι нaѕna нaι, ĸaвнι rona нaι..ѕoмeтιмeѕ yoυ laυgн, ѕoмeтιмeѕ yoυ cry..
ĸυcн jeene ĸι мajвoorι нaι..тнere ιѕ ѕoмe oppreѕѕιon oғ lιvιng..
ĸυcн ιѕ dυnιya ĸι raѕмeιn нaι..тнere are ѕoмe тradιтιonѕ oғ тнιѕ world..
ĸυcн dιn нaιn ĸнone paane ĸe..тнere are ѕoмe dayѕ oғ loѕιng and gaιnιng..
ĸυcн vaadeιn нaιn, ĸυcн ĸaѕмeιn нaιn..тнere are ѕoмe proмιѕeѕ, тнere are ѕoмe vowѕ..
eĸ вecнaιnι ѕι нar daм нaι..тнere ιѕ ѕoмe reѕтleѕѕneѕѕ aт every мoмenтѕ..
ĸoι ѕoтa нaι aancнal ĸe тale..ѕoмeone ιѕ ѕleepιng υnder a ѕcarғ..
ĸoι dιl мanтa ĸo тaraѕтa нaι..ѕoмeone ιѕ тнιrѕтιng тo ѕecυre тнeιr нearт..
ĸaнιn мaayυѕι ĸι dнoop ĸнιlι..ѕoмewнere тнe ѕнιne oғ dιѕappoιnтмenт нaѕ вlooмed..
ĸaнιn pyaar нι pyaar вaraѕтa нaι..ѕoмewнere love and love alone ιѕ raιnιng..
ĸaвнι dard нaι тo ĸaвнι мarнaм нaι..ѕoмeтιмeѕ тнere ιѕ paιn,ѕoмeтιмeѕ a cυre..
jeevan ѕυĸн dυĸн ĸa ѕangaм нaι..lιғe ιѕ тнe υnιon oғ нappιneѕѕ and paιn..
gυzre нυe laмнon ĸι yaadeιn..мeмorιeѕ oғ мoмenтѕ gone away..
нar waqт нaмeιn тadpaaтι нaι..тorтυre мe all тнe тιмe..
eĸ ѕaaya вanĸe aaтι нaι..вecoмιng a ѕнadow, тнey coмe..
eĸ ѕaaya вanĸe jaaтι нaι..вecoмιng a ѕнadow, тнey go..
eĸ тanнaaι ĸa aalaм нaι..тнere ιѕ a world oғ lonelιneѕѕ..
ĸaвнι нaѕna нaι, ĸaвнι rona нaι..ѕoмeтιмeѕ yoυ laυgн, ѕoмeтιмeѕ yoυ cry..
jeevan ѕυĸн dυĸн ĸa ѕangaм нaι..!!!lιғғ ιѕ тнe υnιon oғ нappιneѕѕ and paιn..!!!
wιѕнιng υr organιѕed and coloυrғυl lιғe:)

ιғ υ need eye ѕpecιealιѕт aғтer read тнis мeѕѕage ι wιll nт pay

▁▂▅ ▆ ▇ █♥♥█ ▇ ▆ ▅▂▁



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xnirx
13 years ago


---╰♡╮:heart:╰♡╮---

If
its because of her eyes or her lips or her body
Its not love… Its lust…

If its because of her intelligence or insight about life
Its not love… Its admiration…

If its because she cries every time you try to leave
Its not love… Its pity…

If its because she makes you forget to study and sleep
Its not love… Its infatuation…

Love is when you do not know why you seem to be attracted to a person
Love has its reason and the reason is unknown…..



WHEN THE HEARTS HAVE TRAVELLED TOGETHER.
THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE WHAT SO EVER…
LOVE BINDS THE HEARTS TOGETHER.



---╰♡╮:heart::heart:╰♡╮---

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xnirx
13 years ago

═╰♡╮☆☆☆☆╰♡╮═
SoMeTiMeS AlL We cAn gIvE Is lOvE
SoMeTiMeS AlL We hAvE Is nOt eNoUgH.

SoMeTiMeS LiFe iS LiKe a dReAm
sOmEtImEs dReAmS ArEn’t wHaT ThEy sEeM.

SoMeTiMeS LaUgHtEr cAn hEaL YoUr hEaRt
sOmEtImEs iT’S LaUgHtEr tHaT BrEaKs iT ApArT.

SoMeTiMeS ThE WoRlD GoEs fAsTeR ThAn wE CaN Go
sOmEtImEs eVeN FaSt iS StiLL ToO SlOw.

sOmEtImEs gOiNg hOmE Is tHe oNlY ThInG On oUr mInD
SoMeTiMeS HoMe iS ThE OnLy pLaCe wE CaN’T FiNd.

sOmEtImEs wE ArE ToO TiReD To sLeEp
sOmEtImEs wE ArE ToO SaD To wEeP.

SoMeTiMeS DaRkNeSs cAn bE ToO BrIgHt
sOmEtImEs rAiN GiVeS YoU DeLiGhT.

SoMeTiMeS We tHiNk wE UnDeRsTaNd
sOmEtImEs wE KnOw wE ReAlLy cAn’t...
.
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...



.
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...
LifE HaS LoTs oF FuNnY WaY Of sNeAkInG Up oN Us..
..
bUt sTiLL...
..
..
LiFe iS BeAuTiFuL, iT'S HoW We LooK At iT....
..
...
GooD NiGhT.....KeEp sMiLiNg!!!

═╰♡╮☆☆:heart:☆☆╰♡╮═


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angelospeg
13 years ago

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xnirx
13 years ago


♡ ╰☆╮ ♡♡ ╰☆╮ ♡

the woman is the ray of sunshine for
the man every morning when he wakes up …
a woman loves affection …
a woman needs a lot of attention,
a woman is a rare flower …
a woman is free to decide her life …
if you respect a woman,
♥♥it will give you love♥♥





a real man knows the difference between
a real woman and a girl at random ..
a real man does not break it ‘s promises ..
a real man does not just think about sex ..
a real man does not ask questions
when you say you need something ..
♥♥a real man respects all women ♥♥

♡ ╰☆╮ ♡♡ ╰☆╮ ♡

sry 4 ma late

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xnirx
13 years ago

╔══╗░░░░╔╦╗░░╔═════╗
║╚═╬════╬╣╠═╗║░▀░▀░║
╠═╗║╔╗╔╗║║║╩╣║╚═══╝║
╚══╩╝╚╝╚╩╩╩═╝╚═════╝

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words
******
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK

E - Embrace with open heart

MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK

I - Inspire with impressive attitude

MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK...MUBARIK
MUBARIK.....MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.....MUBARIK
MUBARIK...MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK

D - Distribute pleasure to all
******
╔══╗────╔╗─╔╗
║╔╗║────║║─║║
║╚╝╚╦══╗║╚═╝╠══╦══╦══╦╗─╔╗
║╔═╗║║═╣║╔═╗║╔╗║╔╗║╔╗║║─║║
║╚═╝║║═╣║║─║║╔╗║╚╝║╚╝║╚═╝║
╚═══╩══╝╚╝─╚╩╝╚╣╔═╣╔═╩═╗╔╝
───────────────║║─║║─╔═╝║
───────────────╚╝─╚╝─╚══╝

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xnirx
13 years ago


❤✲✲ ╰♡╮:heart:╰♡╮✲✲ ❤
One day you will see that it all Has
Finally come together...

what you Have always wished for
Has finally come to be...

You will look Back And laugh at
what has passed...

And
you will ask yourself
"How did I get through all of that?"

Just never let go of hope
Just never quit dreaming
And never let love depart from your life...

be happy
,,
,,
,,

God bLess





웃유❤✲✲ ╰♡╮:heart::heart:╰♡╮✲✲ ❤웃유

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xnirx
13 years ago


╔══╗─╔╗
╚╗╔╩╗║╠╦═╗╔═╦═╗╔╦╦═╗
─║║╬╚╣═╣╩╣║═╣╬╚╣╔╣╩╣
─╚╩══╩╩╩═╝╚═╩══╩╝╚═╝

Silence may mean we are breaking down
or could be mean we need some time alone

Silence may mean we are happy and fine
or could be mean no words to describe the feeling at all

Silence may mean we're saying something can never express in words
or could be simply wanting to keep it just inside..

Silence speaks
Silence screams
Silence talks louder than any word

We all need sometimes to be silent to know
who we really are,
What we really want
Where we really wanna go..
"

"
May each heart always speak with hope, love and trust
even in deep silence..

"
"

HAVE A BLESSED MORNING TO YOU:heart:
:sun:

╔══╗─╔╗
╚╗╔╩╗║╠╦═╗╔═╦═╗╔╦╦═╗
─║║╬╚╣═╣╩╣║═╣╬╚╣╔╣╩╣
─╚╩══╩╩╩═╝╚═╩══╩╝╚═╝

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xnirx
13 years ago

---♥♡╰☆☆☆☆╮♡♥---




Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth...





---♥ ♡╰☆☆ ☆☆╮♡ ♥---

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xnirx
13 years ago

:heart::):heart::):heart::):heart:

Jitni Ahmiyat Khudaa Ki H
_Utni Ahmiyat Mere Dost Ki H
_Bas Fark Sirf Itna He
K
_Khudaa Khud Ek Kudrat H
Or Mera Dost Khuda ki kudrat H…
I won’t promise 2 b ur frnd frever,
coz i won’t live dat long…
bt let me b ur frnd frever as long as i live.

”HAPY FRNDSHIP DAY”

:heart::):heart::):heart::):heart::):heart:

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xnirx
13 years ago

♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!

Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel:rofl:

Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit
juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer : “tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea ”
Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?”
Answer : “white”
Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Answer: “With milk ”
Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer : “With cow milk please.
Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or
Afrikaner cow?”
Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”
Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?”
Answer : “With sugar”
Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer : “Cane sugar ”
Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
:p:hee:
Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a
glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”
Answer : “Mineral water”
Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst
Sir.....Sir.....Sir.....
just go to hell

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Smile is source to win a heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality,
so I wish you to smile always in your life….



zzzzSWEETDREAMzzzz

♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!

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xnirx
13 years ago
═╰♡╮☆☆★★☆☆╰♡╮═
whÿ dö böÿs nëëd ä frïënd whö ïs ä ġïrl ???
BECAUSE...................................
-shë wïll nëvër lëävë ü älönë whën ü ärë säd…
-shë wïll sëë tö ït thät ü dö ür wörks ön tïmë…
-shë wïll mäkë sürë ü dön’t skïp
mëäls tö pläÿ mätċhës & dö wörk…
-shë wïll äsk ü tö lëävë ür bäd häbïts
ëvërÿdäÿ, ëvërÿ tïmë…
-shë wïll fïġht wïth ü ön smäll mättërs,
bt wön’t këëp d änġër för lönġ…
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü mönëÿ-wïsë…
-shë wïll säÿ: dön’t w0rrÿ,
ëvën ïf thërë’s löt tö wörrÿ ör nöthïnġ tö wörrÿ...
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü pünċtüäl…
-shë wïll hëlp ÿöü rësträïn ür änġër…
-shë wïll tälk tö ü 15 tïmës ä däÿ
tö knöw whät ü’rë döïnġ…
ü mïġht fëël büġġëd ät tïmës,
bt trüth ïs thät ÿöü ċän’t dö änÿthïnġ wïthöüt hër…
äs ġïrls ärë spëċïäl ġïft öf ġöd för böÿs…:heart:
sö respect & rëälïżë thëïr wörth
änd täkë ċärë 0f thëm…
BECAUSE...................................








dëdïċätëd tö äll ġïrls änd böÿs
whö shärë thë lövë änd frïëndshïp n os…!!
═╰♡╮☆☆★:heart:★☆☆╰♡╮═
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xnirx
13 years ago

---♥ ♡☆ƸӜƷ☆♡ ♥---

See The Alphabetes So Intelligent…

“A”lways
“B”e
“C”ool
“D”ont have
“E”go with
“F”riend.

“G”ive up
“H”urting
“I”ncidences
“J”ust
“K”eep
“L”oving
“M”ankind.

“N”ever
“O”mit
“P”rayers
“Q”uietly
“R”emember Lord..!!

“S”peak
“T”ruth
“U”se
“V”alid
“W”ords
“X”press
“Y”our
“Z”eal

All the best enjoy the life...





╰╮---♥ ♡☆ƸӜƷ☆♡ ♥---╰╮
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xnirx
13 years ago

╰★╮╰★╮☆☆╰★╮╰★╮

'When two souls,
that have shed their loneliness,
embrace and melt into one;
from out of loneliness,
love is born.

♡☆ ☆ ♡ ♡ ☆ ☆☆♡



♡☆ ☆ ♡ ♡ ☆ ☆☆♡



♡☆ ☆ ♡ ♡ ☆ ☆☆♡



♡☆ ☆ ♡ ♡ ☆ ☆☆♡

You are the Drug, I’m the Addict.

♡☆ ☆ ♡ ♡ ☆ ☆☆♡



♡☆ ☆ ♡ ♡ ☆ ☆☆♡

Fantastic evening

╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮♥:heart:♥╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮
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xnirx
13 years ago

♡☆ ☆ ☆ ♡ ♡ ☆ ☆ ☆♡

Once n a life time
u find a friend
who touches not only ur heart
but also ur souls

Once n a life time
u discover some one
who stands beside u
not over u:)

Once n a life time
u r lucky
u find some one
as i have find u:)

Very special people
we can be ourselves with
talk with,laugh with
hope with & believe with...

╰♡╮

╰♡╮

♡☆ ☆ ☆ ♡ ♡ ☆ ☆ ☆♡
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xnirx
13 years ago

╰☆╮╰♡♡╮╰☆╮

For all the love u share,

for all the ways u care,

for all the times u are there,

u r special and beyond compare..

just wanna say Take Care…

╰♥♥╮

╰♥♥╮

HEART Is Special Word For LOVE.
LOVE Is Special World For CARE.
CARE Is Special Word For YOU.

:)And YOU Are Always Special For Me.:)

good evening:note:

╰☆╮╰♡╮╰★★╮╰♡╮╰☆╮

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xnirx
13 years ago


4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,

A RAPIST

A MURDERER

A PSYCO

& GAY.

RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE
I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”

THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT,
I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”:waup:

THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD
I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”:waup:

THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..

“MEOOWN”:spin:

::rofl::hee:::rofl::hee:::rofl::hee::

i'm confused who s the big notorious

:p:hee::p:p

plzzz help me




LAUGH so hard that even SORROW would smile at you

GUD NIGHT

╰♡╮:) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ╰♡╮


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xnirx
13 years ago

║══╰♡╮╰★╮.❤.╰♡╮╰★╮ ══║

══No relationship is problem-free,
and while some endure ups and downs
on a daily basis and still stick
others fail from the very beginning:(══

║║TOP 10 CAUSES OF BREAKUPS INCLUDS:║║
╔════════════════════════╗
║1) Showing much more affection towards your
║partner than he or she does towards you.║
║2) Trying to advance and take the relationship
║to the next level when your partner does ║
║ 3) Forcing or manipulating your partner to change.║
║ 4) Being “too” eager about the relationship.║
║ 5) Acting too needy.║
║ 6) Acting too possessive and jealous.║
║ 7) Trying to control or manipulate your
║partner into loving you.║
║ 8)Begging, crying, or throwing tantrums
║ to get your way.║
║ 9) Not giving your partner enough
║room in the relationship.║
║10) Trying to keep your partner by “proving”
║to them how much you care║
╚════════════════════════╝
╔════════════════════════╗
╔════════════════════════╗
║look n 2 ur person's eye's and feels the love
║LovE, only LovE can change a person either
║bad or good:) its depends on you:thumb:
╚════════════════════════╝
╚════════════════════════╝

║║

╔══════╰♡╮╰★╮.❤.╰♡╮╰★╮ ══════╗
wishing ur meaningful & LoveLy LIFE >))>))>)):heart:
╚══════ ╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ ══════╝


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