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“LAUGH, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired.

SMILE, even when you're trying not to cry and the tears are blurring your vision.

SING, even when people stare at you and tell you your voice is crappy.

TRUST, even when your heart begs you not to.

TWIRL, even when your mind makes no sense of what you see.

FROLICK,even when you are made fun of.

KISS,even when others are watching.

RUN,even when it feels like you can't run any more.

SLEEP,even when you're afraid of what the dreams might bring.

without our experience---we are an empty page, a blank notebook, a missing lyric.
Because the pain of all our experience is what makes us the person we are now.

Whenever you are wrong,Always admit it,
Whenever you are right,just keep quiet.



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Optimism is a happiness magnet.
If you stay positive,
good things and good people will be drawn to you...

Be somene's sunshine today

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Funny Laws Which Will Boggle Your Mind:rofl:


In Colorado,It is against the law for children over the age of eight to wet the bed.:rofl:
In Connecticut, It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.:rofl:
IN Florida, It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.
In Arizona,There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.:rofl:
In Alabama, It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
In Los Angeles,a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap,
but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap.:rofl:
In Michigan,a woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission:spin:
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.:rofl:
In St. Louis,it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed.:rofl:
In Arizon, It is illegal to eat grass from any area where sheep or cows are grazing.
In Tennessee, It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish:rofl:
In Alaska, Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law
but you can use it for an igloo.:hee:
In Charleton, all carriage-horses must wear diapers:rofl:
In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.:o
In Racine, WS., it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep:rofl:


:hee:Think over ur country's Law...may be u r lucky:rofl:


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Respect is something that’s given for free..
Respect is about us and never about me..

Respect is the basis on which relationships are founded..
Respect is the anchor that keeps a person well grounded..

Respect builds the character and defines who we are..
Respect sets the standard and raises the bar..

Respect is magnanimous and helps to fulfil..
Respect is the partner that sits with good will..

Respect is like honey so sweet it’s perceived..
Respect a taste to savour for when it’s received..

Respect is a lesson that everyone should learn..
Respect must be given before an expected return.


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:hee::hee:Sgnboard Education:p

Sgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God....
will not be considered as prayers":hee:


?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
:hee:" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers.":rofl:


?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
:rofl:" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy..":rofl:


?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
:hee:"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder..":hee:


?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance ":hee:


?? Signboard outside Driving School:
:hee:" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way.....":hee:


?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands..":rofl::p


Now pay my fees:money::p


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6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings:shy2:

1 Money can't buy happiness

:hee:but... its more comfortable to cry in
a BMW than on a bicycle:hee:

2. Forgive your enemy:thumb:

:hee:but... remember that bastard's name

3. Help a person when they are in trouble:thumb:

and... they will remember
you when they are in trouble again..:rofl:

4. Many people are alive only

:pbecause... its illegal to shoot them:hee:

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem

:hee:but... neither does juice:hee:

6. Smoking kills:thumb:

:rofl:but... if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...:p

:hee::rofl:Think again.. Be wise..:hee::rofl:



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Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes?
Th8′z not been said a thousand times??
The new years come, the old years go
We know we dream, we dream we know
We rise up laughing with the light
We lie down weeping in d night..

We hug d world until it stings
We curse it then and sigh for wings
We live, we love, we woo, we wed
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear
And th8′s the burden of a year

We regret to announce the passing on of mr honourable 2015.
He leaves behind 4 wives(Summer,Autumn, Winter and Spring)
12 children and 365 grandchildren.
He will laid to rest on 31st of December 2015 12:00 midnight.
After tears will be on the 1st Jan 2014.
May his soul rest in peace.:p

Lets Say Good Bye 2015.
When this Year come to his end.
Let it be said I hv played the friends,
Have lived & loved & labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

:hee: Dear Friend:hee:
In The Past Year I May Have Disturbed You,
Irritated You,
And Annoyed You;
I Just Want To Tell You That...:$
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:hee:I Plan To Continue


I wish that n't a single tear trickles
down your cheek this New Year.
May u be bless with
joy n happiness aal di year round.


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Few observations
:rofl:

1) Silence is sometimes
the biggest way to say a dear one that i need your attention.
:p

2) Music in ears and legs with sport shoes doesn't always mean
a person is jogging, maybe he is running away.
:hee::hee:

3) Smoking non stop does not mean a person is addicted,
maybe he is too nervous to share himself.
:p:p

4) Texting or calling someone in the midnight is not always to disturb or wish birthday,
sometimes its just to say I'm alone and need a company that can make us feel better.
:hee::hee:

5) Closing eyes does not mean, one is sleeping or taking a nap,
it also means that the person is thinking of someone with peace.
:p:p

6) Getting lost into a song does not always mean that the person is liking it,
sometimes each song has a personal memory associated.
[:rofl::rofl:

Isn't it ??

:p:p:sleeping:

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“I love the silent hour of night,
For blissful dreams may then arise,
Revealing to my charmed sight
What may not bless my waking eyes.”

Whoever u may be,
Wherever life leads u,
U r always
a Mom’s child,
a Dad’s dream,
a Family’s future,
a Friend’s heart &
Someone’s life!
Be d best of it..
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Nothing comes out as easy as it is understood
Some of the plans may not work out as good
Life may threaten at every turn
No distinct possibility may be seen for its peaceful return..
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I love Life and Life loves me
Life and I play beneath the midnight sun
Life and I play beneath the morning moon
Life brings me soup when I am ill
Life kisses me good night and greets me with a smile,
Life is every where
It is in you now and forever
it shall stay
Life is the wind blowing sideways
Life is the winter and the summer
I am Life You are Life We are Life...

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An interview with God..:p
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Man: What surprises you most
about human kind?
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God: That they get bored with
childhood, they rush to grow up,
and then long to be children
again.
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That they lose their health
to make money, and then lose
their money to restore their
health.
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That by thinking
anxiously about the future, they
forget the present, such that
they live in neither the present,
nor the future.
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They live as if they will never die
and die as though they had
never lived.

So...be happy with wat you have
&
wat you are


GOOD NIGHT
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..zzzZZZZZzzz..

Caution :shy2:
i just copied .. its not Invented by me

Type of Girls:shh:

Hard Disk Girls:hee:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:p
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

Windows Girls:rofl:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Screensaver Girls:p:p
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

Internet Girls:rofl::rofl:
Difficult to access:p

Server Girls:p:p
Always busy when you need her.

Multimedia Girls:hee:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:p:p
She is always faster and faster.

Email Girls:p:hee::p:hee:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

Virus Girls:p:p
Also known as "WIFI":p
when you are not expecting her,
she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.:rofl:

SMILE:smile: Is not a single word..It is beautiful sentence
S=Speak, M=More, I=In, L=Less, E=Energy
:smile:...So always keep smiling...:smile:

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LeT OthErS LeaD SmaLL LiveS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥


LeT OthErS arGue OveR SmaLL HurTs
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥


LeT OthErS cRy OveR SmaLL HurtS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥

LeT OthErS LeavE TheiR FuturE
iN SomE onE HandS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU...✿•♥


BecauSe yOu aRe SomEthinG
SpeCiaL iN thiS WorLd,
♥•✿aND yoU aRe mY frIenD...✿•♥


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baba v elaz karate h khud ka

sarm ane laga mujhe hi

kuch karo baba:rofl:

What
Tum aasli baba ho ya
Baba ko paristan me entry nhi
Saram araha h mujhe tum ko baba bulana me
Kuch karo

Tension hi tension hay baba
Pari kaha h ye mujhe bata do

Baba