A coupLe went to a farm. A buLL was servicing the cows. The Lady asked the manager, ” how many times the buLL can service “the manager repLied, “5 to 6 times in a day.” The Lady Looked at her Husband & said, “you see.. .?”:o
The Husband asked the manager, “is it the same cow every time?”:o
No Sir, every time it is A Different Cow
the husband Looked at his wife & said,”You See.. . ??:o
:p:p:p:p:p:p Man O Man ! never faiLs to deceive thyseLf !
When without money, wishes to get married; When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary; When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts Like rich man; When has money, acts Like poor man
:p:rofl::p:hee::money: Work like you don't need the :money: love like your has never been broken, like no one is watching, and If you the world is with you…
If sOmEoNe cOmEs iNtO YoUr LifE AnD BeCoMeS A PaRt oF YoU, But fOr sOmE ReAsOn hE CouLDn’t sTaY, Don’t cRy tOo mUcH… JusT Be gLaD ThAt yOuR PaThS CrOsSeD AnD SoMeHoW He/shE mAdE YoU HaPpY EvEn fOr a wHiLe…!! :thumb:
eK JoKeR Ne LogOn kO 1 JoKe sUnAyA To sB LoG BoHaT HaSeY . . uSnE WaHi jOkE DuBaRa sUnAyA To kAm LoG hAsEy . . uS Ne wAhI JoKe fIr sE SuNaYa tO KoI BhI NaHiN HaSa . . tO PhIr uSnE 1 BoHaT PyArI BaAt BoLi . . Ki aGaR HuM 1 KhUsHi kO Le kAr bAr-bAr kHuSh nHi hO SaKtE.. tO PhIr eK GaM Ko Le KaR BaR-BaR RoTe kYuN HaIn... :o:(:o:(