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'People are often unreasonable and self-centered.
:heart:Forgive them anyway.:heart:
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives.
:heart:Be kind anyway.:heart:
If you are honest, people may cheat you.
:heart:Be honest anyway.:heart:
If you find happiness, people may be jealous.
:heart:Be happy anyway.:heart:
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow.
:heart: Do good anyway.:heart:
Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough.
:heart:Give your best anyway.:heart:
For you see, in the end, it is between you and God.
:heart:It was never between you and them anyway.:heart:
Good or Bad, Life is full of things to appreciate..
From sadness, we appreciate happiness…
From mistakes, we appreciate experience….
From friends, we appreciate laughter…
From love, we appreciate companionship….
From Faith, we appreciate God..and
From all the above, we appreciate growth...
GOOD NIGHT!! SLEEP TIGHT!!
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:pwe should learn A B C
“A”lways
“B”e
“C”ool
“D”ont have
“E”go with
“F”riend.
“G”ive up
“H”urting
“I”ncidences
“J”ust
“K”eep
“L”oving
“M”ankind.
“N”ever
“O”mit
“P”rayers
“Q”uietly
“R”emember Lord..!!
“S”peak
“T”ruth
“U”se
“V”alid
“W”ords
“X”press
“Y”our
“Z”eal
All the best enjoy the night...
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Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
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E - Embrace with open heart
MUBARIK
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I - Inspire with impressive attitude
MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK...MUBARIK
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D - Distribute pleasure to all
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:hee:Question : What is love and explain in details ?.........(40 marks)
:pArts Student.......:hee:
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 10 from 40)
Commerce Student......:hee:
Answer : Love is pain.
(marks : 10 from 40)
Indian Student........Answer :rofl:
Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between
men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the
resistance associated.
TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age:rofl:
SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......:p:rofl::p
(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !
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“LAUGH, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired.
SMILE, even when you're trying not to cry and the tears are blurring your vision.
SING, even when people stare at you and tell you your voice is crappy.
TRUST, even when your heart begs you not to.
TWIRL, even when your mind makes no sense of what you see.
FROLICK,even when you are made fun of.
KISS,even when others are watching.
RUN,even when it feels like you can't run any more.
SLEEP,even when you're afraid of what the dreams might bring.
without our experience---we are an empty page, a blank notebook, a missing lyric.
Because the pain of all our experience is what makes us the person we are now.
Whenever you are wrong,Always admit it,
Whenever you are right,just keep quiet.
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♥☆╰★╮In Life,
we all have an unspeakable secret,
an irreversible regret,
an unreachable dream &
an unforgettable love!
Its all about being happy anyhow.
Excellence can be achieved if you...
risk more than others think is safe,
love more than others think is wise,
dream more than others think is practical,
and expect more than others think is possible.
Wish it...Dream it...Do it...LIVE it.
For dreamz ..we need sleep
so, ZZZZZzzzzzz
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•❤•Optimism is a happiness magnet.
If you stay positive,
good things and good people will be drawn to you...
Be somene's sunshine today
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•❤•If 5 seconds of smile
can make a photograph more beautiful.
Then just imagine
if you keep always smiling
how beautiful your life will be.
So keep smiling:smile:Cheerful people are like Sunlight.
They shine in to the corners of the heart
& offer bright mornings & fresh hopes.
Gud Morning to one such person.:sun:
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:smile:•❤•Funny Laws Which Will Boggle Your Mind:rofl:
In Colorado,It is against the law for children over the age of eight to wet the bed.:rofl:
In Connecticut, It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.:rofl:
IN Florida, It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.
In Arizona,There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.:rofl:
In Alabama, It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
In Los Angeles,a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap,
but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap.:rofl:
In Michigan,a woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission:spin:
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.:rofl:
In St. Louis,it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed.:rofl:
In Arizon, It is illegal to eat grass from any area where sheep or cows are grazing.
In Tennessee, It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish:rofl:
In Alaska, Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law
but you can use it for an igloo.:hee:
In Charleton, all carriage-horses must wear diapers:rofl:
In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.:o
In Racine, WS., it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep:rofl:
:hee:Think over ur country's Law...may be u r lucky:rofl:
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••• •••:smile::hee:A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”:hee:
Boy-and-girl-kissing........
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”:rofl:
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”
Math is hard wheN yoU caught
:hee::rofl: Son – I want a
baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk
over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a
surprise?:p:hee::rofl:
A child had never seen his hips,
1 day his teacher beat him on his hips,
He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says..
oH God she Divided It 2 pices:mad:
BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!:(:p:p
Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.:hee::rofl:
You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose.
You just forgot it was there.
:hee:
Hpy we'nd Ahead:rofl::p
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'When two people first meet,
they can only have a
very ordinary kind of friendship.
But when you begin to understand each other,
when you get close to them,
you discover that you're
suddenly eager to know him or her even better.''
'Friendship is unnecessary,
like philosophy, like art...
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things
that give value to survival.'
'A lot of the powerful religious leaders,
from Jesus to Buddha to Muhammad to Tibetan monks,
they're really talking about the same things:
love and acceptable, and the value of friendship,
and respecting yourself...
so you can respect others.'
'Strike to have friends,
for life without friends is..
like life on a desert island...
to find one real friend
in a lifetime is good fortune;
to keep him/her is a blessing.'
'We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone.
Only through our love and friendship
can we create the illusion
for the moment that we're not alone???'
★ ђคשє ค ן๏ץŦยl คץt ★
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♥★.·´¯`·.★Respect is something that’s given for free..
Respect is about us and never about me..
Respect is the basis on which relationships are founded..
Respect is the anchor that keeps a person well grounded..
Respect builds the character and defines who we are..
Respect sets the standard and raises the bar..
Respect is magnanimous and helps to fulfil..
Respect is the partner that sits with good will..
Respect is like honey so sweet it’s perceived..
Respect a taste to savour for when it’s received..
Respect is a lesson that everyone should learn..
Respect must be given before an expected return
*~*~*Happy night*~*~*
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DEAR FRIEND,
You're stupid.
You fail.
You're weird.
But that's okay...
I'm like that too
We laugh at the randomest things.
You know my uglist sides.
Even though we disagree and fight sometimes:hee:
But we never apart
When i'm sad you were always there to make sure i'm okay:)
Thanx for being there for me.
:heart:I LOVE U.:heart:
When I stare at the sky,
I see you.
When I stare out into the ocean,
I see you.
When I'm looking at the moon,
I see you.
Ufff! Would you move aside,
you're constantly getting in my way!
:hee::smile:
remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence,
and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty,
so the world needs you after all.
:hee::love:
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♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥:smile::hee::hee:Sgnboard Education
:pSgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers":hee:
?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
:hee:" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers.":rofl:
?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
:rofl:" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
:rofl:
?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
:hee:"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder..":hee:
?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance ":hee:
?? Signboard outside Driving School:
:hee:" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....."
:hee:
?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands..":rofl::p
Now pay my fees:money::p
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6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings:shy2:1 Money can't buy happiness
:hee:but... its more comfortable to cry in
a BMW than on a bicycle:hee:
2. Forgive your enemy:thumb:
:hee:but... remember that bastard's name
3. Help a person when they are in trouble:thumb:
and... they will rememberyou when they are in trouble again..:rofl:
4. Many people are alive only
:pbecause... its illegal to shoot them:hee:
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem
:hee:but... neither does juice:hee:
6. Smoking kills:thumb:
:rofl:but... if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...:p
:hee::rofl:Think again.. Be wise..:hee::rofl:
:p:hee::p
:P:hee::p:rofl:
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Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes?
Th8′z not been said a thousand times??
The new years come, the old years go
We know we dream, we dream we know
We rise up laughing with the light
We lie down weeping in d night..
We hug d world until it stings
We curse it then and sigh for wings
We live, we love, we woo, we wed
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear
And th8′s the burden of a year
We regret to announce the passing on of mr honourable 2015.
He leaves behind 4 wives(Summer,Autumn, Winter and Spring)
12 children and 365 grandchildren.
He will laid to rest on 31st of December 2015 12:00 midnight.
After tears will be on the 1st Jan 2014.
May his soul rest in peace.
:pLets Say Good Bye 2015.
When this Year come to his end.
Let it be said I hv played the friends,
Have lived & loved & labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
:hee: Dear Friend:hee:
In The Past Year I May Have Disturbed You,
Irritated You,
And Annoyed You;
I Just Want To Tell You That...:$
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:hee:I Plan To Continue
I wish that n't a single tear tricklesdown your cheek this New Year.
May u be bless with
joy n happiness aal di year round.
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Few observations 
:rofl:1) Silence is sometimes
the biggest way to say a dear one that i need your attention.
:p2) Music in ears and legs with sport shoes doesn't always mean
a person is jogging, maybe he is running away.
:hee:
:hee:3) Smoking non stop does not mean a person is addicted,
maybe he is too nervous to share himself.
:p
:p4) Texting or calling someone in the midnight is not always to disturb or wish birthday,
sometimes its just to say I'm alone and need a company that can make us feel better.
:hee:
:hee: 5) Closing eyes does not mean, one is sleeping or taking a nap,
it also means that the person is thinking of someone with peace.
:p
:p6) Getting lost into a song does not always mean that the person is liking it,
sometimes each song has a personal memory associated.
[:rofl:
:rofl:Isn't it ??
:p
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╰★╮╰☆╮“I love the silent hour of night,
For blissful dreams may then arise,
Revealing to my charmed sight
What may not bless my waking eyes.”
Whoever u may be,
Wherever life leads u,
U r always
a Mom’s child,
a Dad’s dream,
a Family’s future,
a Friend’s heart &
Someone’s life!
Be d best of it..
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╰★╮╰☆╮Nothing comes out as easy as it is understood
Some of the plans may not work out as good
Life may threaten at every turn
No distinct possibility may be seen for its peaceful return..
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╰★╮╰☆╮I love Life and Life loves me
Life and I play beneath the midnight sun
Life and I play beneath the morning moon
Life brings me soup when I am ill
Life kisses me good night and greets me with a smile,
Life is every where
It is in you now and forever
it shall stay
Life is the wind blowing sideways
Life is the winter and the summer
I am Life You are Life We are Life...
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An interview with God..:p.
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Man: What surprises you most
about human kind?
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God: That they get bored with
childhood, they rush to grow up,
and then long to be children
again.
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That they lose their health
to make money, and then lose
their money to restore their
health.
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That by thinking
anxiously about the future, they
forget the present, such that
they live in neither the present,
nor the future.
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They live as if they will never die
and die as though they had
never lived.
So...be happy with wat you have
&
wat you are
GOOD NIGHT☻/
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..zzzZZZZZzzz..
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