╰❤╮☆☆╰❤╮ 7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals? Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!
Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman”
Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
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Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets. Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND SMILE Is not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy ...So always keep smiling... good night
No one is born happy. But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness. So today, make others happy. Flash your sweetest smile. HAVE A DAY FULL OF SMILES take care
A man asked an Artist:How do you make such a beautiful things from stone? He replied:Beauty is already hidden there,I just remove Extra Stone. Your Happiness are hidden within yourself, Just Remove Your Worries..... take care
Ek din ham dunia se chale jaenge,mat sochna Aap ko bhul jaenge,bas ek bar asmaan ki taraf dekhna, mere paigam sitaron pe Aap ke liye likhe nazar aenge,